6. Be prepared to be considered a "slut" or to have "Jungle Fever," since, obviously, the only reason you woud want to be with a black man is for sex.

7. NEVER, ever have a public conflict. The white community believes that females "belong" to them, and it will rain hatred and violence on your black partner, as he will be perceived as harming you.

I'm not writing either of those in a humorous or tongue-in-cheek way. Those are REAL.