Ach, the indignities of age. Seventy and I are "kissing cousins," so undies protection is going to be in my future sooner rather than later. It's a Boomer fact.

It's cruel to taunt Donald Trump if he has to wear adult diapers, and none of us should do that. It's a biological condition he can't help. However, we should taunt him for all the ugly things he chooses to do, which offend the nose of Heaven more than any underwear odor. He has soiled the White House and the country, and it has nothing to do with his underwear.

Thanks for writing, Roz, and reminding us what's important and what isn't.