Dear Democrats; You’re not Always Gonna get Dessert First
(You Still Have to do your Chores)
Dear Democrats,
I apologize in advance for the oldy, scoldy tone I’m going to take. Most of you know me as “Super Mrs. C.,” but I have another persona; “Grouchy Grandma,” and Grouchy Grandma just can’t help saying what she’s about to say.
“You are spoiled, and you want dessert first.”
It worked out this time, but it won’t always, so I want you to be prepared.
The equivalent of Dependable, old, Mom has been in the White House since January 2021, carrying out the corresponding political tasks of dinner, dishes, laundry, and attending PTA meetings eight Time Zones away. “Old Mom,” aka, the President, has been directing the nation quietly while we’ve been paying as much attention to the mechanics of management as most kids do, which is, none at all.
The stock market keeps peaking, unemployment keeps sinking, bridges and transit systems are being repaired as we read this. The financial and psychological weight of college debt has been lifted from our minds and wallets, and sick people can actually afford to get sick. Mom has gotten worn out from keeping the national house, and
what have we kids been doing?