I'm laughing. I'm laughing because the Right seems to hate education, erudition, and critical thinking, because those appear to be traits of the Left. However, they seem to love education when it's geared toward "training" rather than open-mindedness. The Right hates nerds! Those are the people who use big words, win academic scholarships, and question religion. The Right's favorite question is "If you're so smart, then why aren't you rich?" Yet, they want America to incubate a culture of half nerds. Smart enough to build machines, but not smart enough to write editorials or ask questions about how those innovations change society.

The Right likes slavery. They'll hold pay and access to an American lifestyle (which includes "Friends" re-runs) over Asian heads, then they'll cheat more Americans by shipping the manufacturing overseas to countries they claim to hate. Yep. All for Capitalism, but definitely not Capitalism for all.