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Red State Voters: You Thought you were Foxes, but you Live in the Henhouse
Yes, my scarlet-coated friends. You said that your presidential vote was about “eggs.” You said it was about “inflation.” You said it wasn’t about “immigrants,” but “border security.” You may care about border security, but it was more about hating Black and Brown people. No, it’s not the immigrants, it’s the Fentanyl. It takes two to make a market. If there were no U.S. buyers, then there would be no South-of-the-border smugglers. You said DEI, and that meant “Black unqualified person cheating us superior white people out of jobs.” Don’t believe everything you hear on t.v.
No, no Black person was going to be president if you had something to say about. You barely lived through that Obama stuff, despite being able to afford a doctor’s visit without threatening your mortgage. No woman was going to be president if you had something to say about it. Yeah, you showed that dowdy Hilary bee-otch. You showed that grinning, Black Kamala (it rhymes with drama-la) bee-otch. You showed those two bee-otches by installing a felonious blowhard man.
How do you like me now?
In a mere two weeks,
