I’m an “A Christmas Story” Fanatic, and I am not Ashamed

“You’ll Shoot Your eye Out!”

Ho, Ho, Ho!

You’ll shoot your eye out!” may be December’s best-known refrain. You can overhear it in millions of households as Christmas nears, and you can be tormented by it for 24 hours on the day itself, should you choose. Ralphie is the pudgy, blond, nine-year old who desires an “official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot…

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Retired teacher. Humorous essayist, for the most part. Serious about politics and “race.” Aspiring world saver. If we all try, then we’ll succeed.

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Retired teacher. Humorous essayist, for the most part. Serious about politics and “race.” Aspiring world saver. If we all try, then we’ll succeed.

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